Home to winners of a taste testing contest between the California wine sold here vs. French wine. The wine sold here won hands down on at least 3 separate occasions.
The Artemis 2006 collection is unbelievable smooth.
CHP Officer to Señorita: "Young lady, your eyes are a little bloodshot. How much have you had to drink tonight?"
Señorita to CHP Officer: (hic) "Well, Occifer, your eyez are a little glazed over. How many trips through the drive-through at the Krispy Kreme have you made so far thish shift?"
[Sound of handcuffs clinking shut. Dragnet theme song playing in the background.]
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CHP Officer to Señorita: "Young lady, your eyes are a little bloodshot. How much have you had to drink tonight?"
ReplyDeleteSeñorita to CHP Officer: (hic) "Well, Occifer, your eyez are a little glazed over. How many trips through the drive-through at the Krispy Kreme have you made so far thish shift?"
[Sound of handcuffs clinking shut. Dragnet theme song playing in the background.]